Why I want to meet Yoko Ono
Because I love John, and I’d like to tell her.
Your mom is a one-armed dope smoking hippie tree hugging revolutionary with a penchant for cheese and a key to the public library. I love her.
I’ve been an avid reader since 1978. I waited 20 years through the Dark Tower time frame. I’ve admired and awed at his ability to write about occurences and places that have an eldritch connection to my life. I want to meet him to ask him what the x%x$# was he thinking when he wrote in the afterword of the last Dark Tower novel that people shouldn’t even think about writing him, he’s just not that into us. Why alienate the folks who made you a gazillionaire? At any rate, if you met me, you’d not hate me. So there. Still reading, but kinda disappointed.
I know the person who left MY cat at the animal shelter, and I hope they get running sores on their mouth and genitals, followed by uncontrollable vomiting, suffering, public ridicule, and then they die a slow painful death.
She is an awesome human being and a wonderfully intelligent person to talk with. I have enjoyed her friendship over the years tremendously and share her goal in meeting her one day.
She’s also the biggest Samples fan I’ve ever met in my life. She even started a group for them on MySpace.
The most intelligent, well spoken, charismatic person of my Nutz. I want to see her gorgeous face in person. and be awed by her warmth.
They make me laugh and weep simultaneously. Nicest guys in the whole entire world. And parts of other worlds. Make you feel like family. And I’ll meet them again. Oh yes my darlings, i will meet them again.